Almost every problem in the US is caused by the government.

Rents and medical care are expensive because of regulations.

The economy is collapsing because everyone is under house arrest.

Tuition is expensive because of student loans.

The debt is increasing because of wars and welfare.

Airline tickets are expensive because foreign airlines cannot fly domestic routes.

Puerto Rico couldn't recover from a hurricane faster because of the Jones Act.

Prisons are crowded because everything is illegal.

Families fall apart because females marry the state instead of a man.