@FailurePersonified I don't follow you because you mentioned it @popko
@FailurePersonified @shampoobottle
There's an eboy in this thread
@shampoobottle @FailurePersonified
I'm not an EGIRL BITCH, ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME AGAIN?
@popko No, I meant that girls enjoy you. @FailurePersonified
@shampoobottle @FailurePersonified
How so? I'm very homosexual
@popko Girls usually like gay guys as friends. @FailurePersonified
@shampoobottle @FailurePersonified
But what's special about gay guys compared to straight guys?
@popko I don't know. I'm not a girl, and all the girls on the Fediverse are Lesbians so we can't ask them either. @FailurePersonified
@shampoobottle
But why do you think that all girls are lesbian?
@popko Gay people like free license software for some reason. No one knows why.
@shampoobottle
Lol, what do you mean by that?
@popko It's just true, gay people love the Fediverse. No one knows why they do though
@shampoobottle
Because it's full of gay men
@popko That makes sense, but the gay people had to come here first before there were gays too.
@shampoobottle
Yeah, but why? Is it because of censorship?
@popko I don't know. Maybe.
@popko I unfollowed everyone a day or two ago because my timeline was too crowded. I followed you back now