*Russia captures Severodonetsk and basically the whole of Donbass, and with it millions of people*
Western Media - It's nothing, it was an organized retreat, Russia only got a symbolic, small victory
*Russia gives back (rather than "losing") a pitiful tiny shithole island that holds like, next to no purpose at all*
Western media - GIANT VICTORY FOR UKRAINE, CATASTROPHIC DEFEAT AND HUMILIATION FOR RUSSIA; RAPE; RUSSIA GOT RAPED!!! THE WHOLE WAR IS WON, VICTORY, VICTORY, VICTORYYYYYYY!!!
Obv in Mine Ka...I mean Minecraft...
But....[redacted] all mainstream Western journalists.