Crabs are the pinnacle of evolution, all crustaceans aspire to be crabs
Crabs will not conquer the earth by force, they will do it by convergent evolution
That’s the end goal of evolution, make everything crabs
*Astronauts land on a beautiful alien world, every creature is obviously some kind of crab*
“Fucking hell, AGAIN?!?”
Many things that look like crabs are not crabs, but they’re trying really hard
