gawain "i can only make mashed potatoes" of orkney
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@kazuma If he can only make a single dish, I would hope he's excellent at that one dish.

@Galena

he wasn't

it was really bad mashed potatoes

@kazuma At least he's cute. An has a hot wife who he loves and respects to cook for him.

@kazuma One of Gawain's most famous myths is about how he got an extremely hot wife

@Galena

oh i never got that far, just all the trucking and fucking and absconding the morning after

@kazuma tldr is Gawain promised to marry an extremely ugly woman, but he's history's first male feminist ever, so because of his feminism his wife's curse was lifted and she became extremely hot

@kazuma I love Gawain. He's the best Knight of the Round Table, both in Fate and in real-world mythology.

@Galena

i hate knights

they're dirty and smelly and they probably eat spiders

except for beaumains

i love beaumains
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