My daughter thinks its cool to hang around shallow rich losers who have fancy cars
Jokes on her because I'm completely psychopathic and I just blew her little friends compound the fuck up and killed any who tried to escape
We'll see who's in charge now
When Daddy says act honorably, he fucking means it you little cunt
Now Daddy is going to go away for a while but I swear to fucking god if in 30 years when I get out, I hear you've been doing bad shit, this little event will look like a cakewalk.
Love you baby, remember to live honorably!
*kisses her on the forehead before being led away in cuffs*

*speaking to viewer*
You may be telling yourself I lost, but you'd be incorrect. I have won. This life is meaningless and I have taken action despite this meaninglessness. I saw what must be done and I did it. Rich people who flaunt expensive cars are scum to be eaten. I am rewarded now and forever for my righteous act of justice. Nothing can be done to take that away. I win.