DJazzo @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Nah yall gonna make me cry FR
Idk why but it feels like the end of a fedi era
Please be a transition and not an end, please.
It feels like this. Fr.
https://youtu.be/QEYcfHoWm2s

FUCK BEING POLITE I'M GOING TO BE A BIMBO AGAIN, A DUMB STUPID FUCKING SLUT WITH A SLOPPY HOLE, AND I'M GOING TO BE RUDE!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/gr80MCYhNuo

I saved this spider. It was wet and looked dead and any "normal" person would have written it off as such but I KNEW that bugs can appear dead when waterlogged but they're just in shock, I put the spider on a paper towel and left it to dry off, when I returned it had gone from limp and contorted to dry, and in a normal spider posture. I am more empathetic than most normies will eber be. I helped a lowly EPODER!!!!!! ADMIT I WOULD B A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO YOU NOW AND ADMIT I'M A NICE GUY YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH!!!!!!

I need a tomboy bf. I will call you a boy and use all male pronouns and treat you with the respect AND harshness a male deserves. If you're willing you will promise 2 things:

1- You will not do anything with your body without my permission, the only exclusion being that you do not need my permission to ask my permission

2- You must not deny any request, if you deny a request the relationship is null and void and you will be banished from my sight

Are you ready to be enveloped by love, and dominance, my boy, my protege?

1. Don't fuckin touch my woman
2. This is my new gf since psychic gf turned out to be a fucking bitch. My new gfs name is Claudia, you will respect her.
3. Do not test me when it comes to Claudia
4. She's nothing like Psychic gf was, Claudia has severe apathy and anhedonia, she is too apathetic to be sadistic and is thus nothing like Psychic gf was
5. Me and Claudia have a blood pact because the only thing which gives her any sense of peace is being bonded to another, and I found her first so hands off.
6. Claudia is not opposed to having children, and does believe she is capable of being a good mother, and would even crack a genuine smile for the sake of the mental health of the child.

I am awake again. I am ready and prepared for more filthy masturbation....but wait...my..... hydration levels.......falling...
..must.....drink water, to replenish nut

Things with Claudia are going good, she compliments me often on my horse cock porn collection, especially my collection of high volume horse semen load videos because that's a whole separate category, it's not every horse cock porn video that has high volume semen load you know.

Lowering my medication dose because it's CUCKED medication that takes away my orgasm powers (the power to have an orgasm) and so now I am back to a happy active sex life (masturbation)! I am getting back on to my fap sessions 4 times a day!!!!!!!!! No more holding back!!!! And with my physical fitness regimen soon I won't need to masturbate hehehhe because I'll be chad enough to get dates again hehhehehehehehe (chad dad coming through hide your women/daughters/wives). /vent

I miss the hornyness that steven universe gave us cultural permission to engage in

Guys I want you to know I haven't showered for days and just wash my asshole and crotch but otherwise can't be bothered so I've developed a strong barrier between me and damaging pathogens. They have to penetrate a layer of oil and grime to reach me. I am absolute piratecore, I am solarpunk af. My stinky ball pheromones might steal your girl jusy saying bro keep her close to you I'm not responsible for what this ball stink does to people.

https://youtu.be/YsBwrcmiI80
When the fedi admin meets the fedi poster and they don't realize how out of their mind fucking crazy the fedi poster is

I'm such a clitoris master I will donate my actions while your boyfriend watches cause he needs to learn how to eat the clitoris and I can help him learn that

I'm going after that muscle pussy I don't want you scrawny bitches you never put in the work I ain't never going to get this mouth action on your clitoris and don't be crying about it neither