I'm gonna get you, you woman, regardless of your tribe, to be my wife/vent

Ok, ok, got it, cool, alright, hope this wor- UHHHHH HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT, THIS GUY'S SUCH A BRAGGER!/joke

TALK TO ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!!!!!!

I'm crying.
From romantic loneliness.
I'm so sad.
Just love me please.

JUSTICE FOR GRETA!!!!!!! THOSE FILTHY PERVERT BASTARDS!!!!

In my darkest moments, I am brought to the light, by remembering that I'm the super weird Rick.

Hell is coming for us all, but nothing is eternal, that's the lie they tell you, eternity, nothing is eternal, not even damnation in hell. Only God is eternal, and we are all within and of the body of God.

I want to have sex with Vassago I want him so fucking bad

Coomer.st is just a white screen for me. I had so much to still download........

Black girl white male black girl white male bgwm bgwm black girl whitemale whitemale blackgirl marriage marriage marriage!!!!

all unfollowers and nonfollowbackers shit their pants every day, and they're too stupid to realize it

When I can trust her to be ladylike after plowing me with that big black snake that's shining -NO!- GLISTENING with oil

I saved this spider. It was wet and looked dead and any "normal" person would have written it off as such but I KNEW that bugs can appear dead when waterlogged but they're just in shock, I put the spider on a paper towel and left it to dry off, when I returned it had gone from limp and contorted to dry, and in a normal spider posture. I am more empathetic than most normies will eber be. I helped a lowly EPODER!!!!!! ADMIT I WOULD B A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO YOU NOW AND ADMIT I'M A NICE GUY YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH!!!!!!

Hey kiddo why don't you put down that bad cgi anime and pick up the good stuff made by visual artists not graphic designers.

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