Decency Enforcement Officer: Excuse me, where is your handler?
Tall femboy: Huh? Handler?
Decency Enforcement: Your shortstack husband, where is he? All femboys over 6ft need a shortstack husband in public, it's the law here.
Tall femboy: Eh??...
Decency Enforcement: *Radios in*-Hey looks like a loose one, I'm going to have to take him in until we can set him up with someone