@Sudodeme @prouddegenerate He once came to a town that had previously been wracked by crime, left his gold cup by the town square fountain, declared it would be there when he returned tomorrow, and it was. If it wasn't he probably would have had half the town raped and killed.
@Jazzy_Butts @prouddegenerate he also captured an Ottoman fortress by literally telling them to open the door, and then walking his army through said front door.