and we ain't talking limp heavy, we're talking rock hard heavy, leangth and girth, I'm finally happy with my dick, and while the penis pump nearly exploded my cock accidentally, at least it healed correctly, looks normal, and is even bigger than it was before, very lucky.
I will take this luck as a sign to try harder in life, god gave me a second penising for a reason, for the penis to be used, thrust-fully, into the vagina and ass of life, but not in a rapey way, more in a "I'M not the one raping here, I was just minding my business and these women started attacking me and sucking my cock against my will" sort of way.