There are *named* types of Christianity?
I thought all the different churches just had their own spin on the religion and everyone just accepted that
I thought all the different churches just had their own spin on the religion and everyone just accepted that
@nagitoekogaeda "different" and "religion" don't go in the same sentence peacefully
@HelterSkelter i really hate talking about religion because it’s so touchy and people get upset and it’s all so complicated
But now I’m confused about the types of Christianity
But now I’m confused about the types of Christianity
@nagitoekogaeda different vibes essentially. a baptist church is going to be very quiet. a whatever the fuck mix of catholic mythology and protestant shit is going to be VERY loud. people screaming and jumping and passing out n shit trust me i'd know
@nagitoekogaeda never go to a english spanish bilingual church. the bilingual means catholic
@nagitoekogaeda never go to church period actually
@nagitoekogaeda i thought jesus was mexican until i was 7.
@HelterSkelter @nagitoekogaeda i was mindfucked the day i learned "hay-zoos" was a mexican name, i thought somebody had done the stupid and named their kid Jesus™
@bitterblossom @nagitoekogaeda i think that's what jesus was actually called, at least that's what spaniards called him until the name got anglicized into cheezus
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@HelterSkelter @bitterblossom @nagitoekogaeda Jesus was actually called Yeshua. And there's different churches because of something called "schisms", basically when a church (which is like a gang) has a little civil war, and half (or any ratio) of the congregation leaves, to do the bible the way THEY think it should be done. It's kind of like when the Pilgrims fucked off from England to have "freedom of religion" in America
@Jazzy_Butts @bitterblossom @nagitoekogaeda yeshua is what joshua comes from. so jesus was named josh
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Drake = dragon = satan
Drake And Josh wasn't just a kids show...
so
Drake = dragon = satan
Drake And Josh wasn't just a kids show...
