If the government went full gay, balls to the wall, I would be such a fucking government simp, I would be such a simp for the government, I would suck government daddy so fucking hard, are you listening government?? Are you fucking listening?? We're in the wings bitch, your perfect supersoldiers. Just let go of all your stupid gay faggy ("christian")"values", they're disgusting anyway, just let 'em go! Let 'em go!!!