If an Italian is ever threatening you just drop a whole bunch of pasta on the ground they have to count all the noodles like a vampire
@SexyThings @Jazzy_Butts what do you call an individual bit of spaghetti though? A spaghet?
@Sudodeme @SexyThings I call them noodles but apparently that upsets people
@SexyThings @Jazzy_Butts Google says its a spaghetto. That sounds racist though. Like group housing for Italians. You walk by minding your business and someone throws some olive oil at you.
they'll fucking murder you if you drop good sauce