My ex was so fucking retarded his dipshit ass shared a meme with me once about Coca-Cola washing blood off the road and he was like "oh my God that's what people put in their body 👁️👄👁️" in his gay faggy twink bottom voice and I was just like he can't be this fucking stupid can he, but he was... lemon juice is used to clean stuff too does that mean it's bad for your body you fucking retard?

obviously I'm not saying Coca-Cola is great for your body or something mostly due to the amount of sugar but to pretend that it's some kind of drain cleaner conspiracy to get people to drink poison is retarded

@Jazzy_Butts conspiracy, no
it absolutely is full of toxic, corrosive shit.
ergo the perfect example of industrial waste being used as filler ingredients and "natural flavoring" in our food.

also... the og recipe had cocaine in it, to make people addicted consumers regardless of whether they liked cola
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@bitterblossom was it that they wanted to get people addicted or was it that being on cocaine just felt really really awesome, and addiction was a side effect

@Jazzy_Butts it was a marketing decision to make people keep buying more product. basically cheating your way into a subscription service - make 'em try it once and they're hooked.

and fucking yeaaaaaars later there's no more cocaine and nobody remembers what it was like back then and fuckers are still addicted bc sugar and caffeine
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