Maaaan sheeeeeeeeit, if *I* hayued ayuh Bee-Bee-Seayuh, *I* sho wudn' be no shoe-shine Sambo, naw eyes 'ud be wunna does beeyg tawwwll Mandingos whas geytsta beez indo's wit da whuytes n fuk da Ladys

*Gets beat upside the head by white massa*
Massa: NOW WHAT'D I TELL YOU LITTLE DICK SAMBO ASS NIGGAS TO SHINE THESE SHOES QUICK IF ALL YOU'S GONN DO IS BE TALKIN'?