I would cum if somebody gouged the eyes out of a fucking turd streamer who thinks they're so so cool I would literally fucking cum

>HUE HUE HUE HUE BRO BRO HUE HUE BRO HUE BRO HUE BRO HUE
>WOAH BRO HUE BACK HUE OFF BRO HUE HUE HUE
>OW MY EYE OW OW MY EYE OW U CRAZY OW MY EYE!!!
>OW MY OTHER EYE! OW OW OW! YOU'RE SO CRAZY! OW! MY EYES!

while everyone points and laughs and then they forcefeed the streamer human feces.

I would nut. That shit would live rent free in my head. In times of darkness I would think "at least that awful and annoying person got blinded"