tfw you're a pig who rooms with an actual pig and you got wasted and carriage-jacked the king and you dont have a clue wtf is going on so you call the AA support line and ignore the fact your fat pussy is flopping out your panties like your belly would if you had pants on instead of a skirt.
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i got a lil freaky with a fat girl back in school, didnt go all the way. was very awkward relationship.
but she had this wet, squishy pussy i regret not doing more with.
she made fun of me once bc i had difficulty navigating my fingers to the pussy though, but in my fucking defense there were rolls in the way and her panties were tucked into the rolls and i was doing it blind so it was basically just me tickling her fumbling around for the goods...