"I also want to succ her fat ass cheeks monkey brain, but I don't think she'd let us do that. And if she did, she's probably letting lots of people do that, and I don't want none of that."

*Monkey brain understands, next thought monkey brain has is of suicide*

No no monkey brain! Wait! We have porn and masturbation and fantasy! Wait I said I was going to take a break from that...

*Monkey brain goes to get the box from under the bed*

NO MONKEY BRAIN ACTUALLY LET'S JUST WATCH SOME PORN OK?