Hey how would you kill me?
>Mom come on
No, how would you kill me?
>Come on stop it
No for real, how would you kill me
>With a knife ok? I guess.
OMG YOU WANT TO KILL ME WITH A KNIFE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME WITH A KNIFE IF I DON'T STOP YOU
(my parents acted this way, so of course I'm messed up)