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Being snuggled by my violent psychopathic gf, she was sad when I told her no more hamster mutilation if she wants to date me. She has since started baiting, drugging, raping, and torturing online predators and I couldn't be happier that she found such a healthy outlet.
Fic/Fant
Don't worry, after I explained why it was wrong for her to mutilate the innocent hamsters she cried and asked me to beat her, which I did, and then she felt better :3