"I'm helping you out here, in two months time you would be de-" WHAM, the fascist hot hit by a flying fist connected to a super jacked ultra powered dude,
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!" shouted the ultra jacked dude as he pummeled the fascists face into pulp
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH" again and again the ultra jacked hero screamed as he killed the fascist. The ultra jacked hero stood up, and was in the process of handing the citizen back their property which the fascist was trying to steal by telling the citizen they don't actually WANT to use their freedoms the way they chose, the fascist was trying to gaslight the citizen into thinking they couldn't get high as balls because it makes jesus cry or some shit, but anyway RIGHT as the ultra jacked hero is giving the citizen their property back, MORE FASCISTS SHOWED UP! They started firing fascist energy blasts at the ultra jacked hero, who just laughed and said "FUCK THIS SHIT, LITTLE ASS FAGGOTS!" and then he used his super speed to fist fuck every fascist to death, he couldn't be stopped since their fascist energy blasts had no effect on him. They screamed for god but the ultra jacked megahero said "SHUT UP BITCH!" and did not cease his attack. By the end of the battle the fascists had to make their retreat. The super jacked hero was being interviewed by a news lady, and he said, "Ok bro, basically these douche bags were like, fucking with this dude, for what? No reason man, so what he likes to get high bro, not a crime man, the only crimes are ones where someone else got hurt bro, look it up, it's in the motherfucking constitution." before he lept into the sky, out of sight. Finally, a true hero, who's not a cuck, is protecting people!