How do I get a job as the guy who cleans horse dicks or jacks the horses off? I want that job, for real. I don't just want to work on the farm as the guy who never gets to clean the horse dicks or jack them off, I want the dicks. I'm willing to work my way up to the dicks. Just as long as theres horse dicks in my future. This is serious. I would love it if my job was to clean and jack off horse dicks.