@Sp muscle relaxants are glorious if you can get some prescribed
@Sp @bitterblossom be careful with them since they can be addictive like benzos
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@cum @Sp @bitterblossom I hate them they make my mouth so dry, I like the real rizz that makes me fall asleep every minute for a couple hours

@cum @Jazzy_Butts @Sp drink more fruit smoothies for nutrients and better cum

@bitterblossom @cum @Sp I've been doing a liquid diet and I've been feeling physically less shitty, I eat real food every other day, something with protien, then it's back to soups and shakes.

@bitterblossom @cum @Sp I'm allowed to have some raw fruits and veg on liquid days

@Jazzy_Butts @cum @Sp as a skinny dude i can't really say much about specific dieting practices for losing weight, but the cycle of fasting like that is similar to what i've been sorta trying to do to deal with bloating issues.

@bitterblossom @cum @Sp Tumtum problems are woefully under talked about, I have family who has them and even I sometimes feel like I'm being stabbed in the stomach but it's rare, I think it happens most when I eat processed starches like potato chips or doritos, I think it's actually the seasoning or the preservatives that do it to me

@Jazzy_Butts @cum @Sp oh if i go an have too much salty/dry stuff like chips, when i go to shit it's like there's a sea urchin trying to deflower my anus in reverse.
@bitterblossom @Jazzy_Butts @Sp >like there's a sea urchin trying to deflower my anus in reverse
oddly specific

do you have a video?
@cum @Jazzy_Butts @Sp it's a very specific sort of pain that tends to accompany tears in your intestinal lining, when the shit is too dense and lumpy and hard and just scratches you all the way around the twists turns and then out. an excruciating process that tends to last at least forty minutes or so.
@cum @Jazzy_Butts @Sp i mean, we're talking painful poops here

my normal poop is still forty minutes of sitting on the porcelain throne.

the recent bloating is making it weird though, instead of massive shits once a week i'm dropping littler ones almost every day. still sitting there forever thought, especially if at work bc it helps to kill time.

@bitterblossom @cum @Sp Now i know what you mean, that has happened to me, I make sure I don't hold anything in for too long because of it, the longer it sits inside the more compact and hard it becomes :NotLikeThis:

@bitterblossom @cum @Sp Spicy stuff does it for me, it's like chemical warfare on my anus

@Jazzy_Butts @cum @Sp spicy stuff and alcohol do pretty much the same thing. little bit of fire-butt and diarrhea. intensity depends on how much is consumed.
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