Gays who call tops "straight guys" are faggots, I'm sorry I'm very open minded but that shit is disgusting. He's a fag, and you're a fag, you're both fags. Having fag sex.
It's disgusting to pretend one of you is straight, even jokingly. Fags. Two fags. Be proud. Proud fags.
Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.