order pizza
dude actually has gps on
dude turns onto my street, i step outside, he immediately turns down a side street.
dude just sits in front of someone else's house for ten minutes. i smoke an entire cigarette, waiting. then he starts honking bc nobody is coming out of the house hes sitting on.
so i get to yell at the idiot, loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.
needless to say, he didn't get the decent tip i was going to give, just the small change.