Other cocks need love besides the bbcs, so let's give it up for: *jazzy poppy fasion music starts playing*
THE WHITE COCK
THE ARABIAN COCK
THE MEXICAN COCK (ARIBA! AY AY AY!)
THE CHINESE COCK
THE ESKIMO COCK
THE ICELANDIC COCK
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, ON THIS LIST ANYWAY AS THERE ARE MANY MOR COCKS THAT COULD NOT MAKE THE SHOW TONIGHT.... DRUMROLL PLEASE
*audience has fingers crossed*
THE DANISH COCK!!!! GIVE IT UP FOR THE DANES EVERYBODY! REALLY PULLED THROUGH!