I wish I could get a job jacking off horses but I'm worried they'll be suspicious

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The people I'd be working for, not the horses. They'll say: Jazzy, this stud usually produces 400cc of ejaculate, but the last few times it's only been 300cc, have you been spilling any?
Me: *Trying to talk with mouth full* Daz reawwy weiwd, I dummo how dat habbend??

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