If I inserted what was called my penis, into the hollow of what was called your vagina, and they melded together into what was called a peengina, would you accept or reject me as your peengina partner?
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"I'm sorry you're peengina is driving me crazy" you'll say to me in hushed tones during an office meeting
"Mmm, well YOUR peengina is driving ME crazy" I'll whisper
(Greg looks at us and it gets awkward he wasn't supposed to hear.)
