Fedigirl reading this, if you were my girlfriend
1. There would be no other girlfriends for me besides you
2. I would take good care of you

This is not me asking for a fedilove this is just me stating facts. When I'm in a relationship I'm a simp. Expensive dinners. Draining my savings... really cucked stuff. But not online that's gay like we'd be an actual couple and do normal couple stuff but I'd probably also take you out on nights I couldn't *really* afford and I would give you hou hours long massages with oils. I would always be on my best behavior with your friends and family, I will do my best to never embarrass you and to always make you look good and back you up without overstepping my bounds. I would tell you that you were the most beautiful woman I've seen, because in that moment, while we lay in bed, in our clean room with everything put away because I WILL clean for both of us, and I'm looking at you you ARE the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Your form, will have endeared itself to me by that point THROUGH YOUR ACTIONS that I would LOVE everything about you. I would love you.