A: This is the gut?
B: This is the guy.
C: *muffled begging*
A: AY!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP! *smack*
B: Yea we don't like people who do stupid shit.
A: Can you believe this fucking guy?
B: No way.
C: *Softly crying*
A: You really thought you could just do whatever you wanted huh?
B: Do you have any idea how over the line you are?
A: I mean a bill, some disgusting fucking bill, what was it called?
B: CIPA
A: Oh right! Anyway the point is you don't get to decide who sees what, cocksucker, faggot. *kick*
B: Yea, you don't like fags huh? Don't like trannies? Well bitch we have a surprise for you!
C: *MMMMM MMMMM MMMMMMMMMMHHHHH*
A: *Rips tape off* What??
C: I AM A POLITICIAN YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO M-
A: Ugh *puts tape back on*
B: Yappy isn't he?
A: Uh huh. Anyway, tell him what's next in this great adventure.
B: We're going to turn you into a faggot tranny! And your ass is going to get turned out on camera! And we're going to show allll your little "constituents" LMFAO HAHAHHAHAHA you little pathetic loser.
A: Should have thought twice before fucking with the WORLD cocksucker, or is that cocksucker to be?
C: *more muffled screaming*
A: You know, a bitch as uppity as you can't be trusted not to bite. *Pow! The authoritarian terrorist fascist dictator was now bleeding from his filthy lying mouth, his teeth were knocked out.*
B: Jeez that looked like it hurt!
C: *Muffled moans of agony and shock.*

TWO YEARS LATER

D: This just in, breaking news, all laws which violate constitutionality have been rescinded, as we speak national religious leaders who support anhedonia are being rounded up and...yes... I'm just receiving word now that all terrorists in the government have been jailed, this is truly a historic day! Now, in celebration of all of our freedom from slavery, here is hardcore pornography as a treat to our daytime television audience!

Everyone cheered.