Inspiring anime music with trumpets as the mc pulls off the sheet from the machinery.
"I give you....THE UN-BLACKENER!!!"
"Woooahhhhh" say the witnesses.
"You see, I have devised a way to travel through time, in order to..."
"Ah, in order to stop mudsharks from before they get blacked!!"
"Yes! You took the words right out of my mouth!"
"Genius! But does it really work?"
"Idk...you tell me!"
The brilliant mc then hands a newspaper to the observer, the headline reads 'Interracial dating in Decline, by 95%'
"My god..."