Anally raping the rapist celebrity and then dropping hot coals into his gaping anus and kicking him in the stomach until he dies, while recording it all, and then hacking every largest public billboard in the world and stream the video. Then when they try to spin it that the celebrity rapist was an angel, you grab one of them and do the same thing, and continue until they finally get the hint that they're not in charge amymore and slink back with their tails between their legs like they always should have.