An ode to online friendship (aka fedifrens):

Oh fedifrens, my fedifrens, dear fedifrens in my home, in my phone, how you have effected me, my mental health, my brain, and in doing so caused great pain, and great pleasure, the full range of human emotions, we have cried together, we have laughed together, oh fedifrens, I mourn you who have passed, oh fedifrens, I know that online friendships rarely last, I know that if you're reading this or hearing this as well, that you're about to find out that I think you're swell.

I love you fedifrens! You're all great!