Me: ONG, A MENTALLY HEALTHY GIRLFRIEND?????????? WOAH!!!!!!!!!!
mhgf: Hiiii! How's it goin? Omg let's get you up you've been on the internet too long again huh?
Me: Nuh uh! Wait...what happened to psychic gf?
mhgf: Idk she said something about not wanting to be around if she can't torment you? Sounds unhealthy to me, so I'm glad she's gone.
Me: Yea, that sounds like her. Wow I cannot believe how bad I've let my livingroom get...there's empty amazon boxes all over...
mhgf: Hey, this is a brand new day and I'm here now! Let's work together and I bet we can get this room cleaned up with a little time and effort!
Me: I love you mentally healthy gf!!! You don't have any weird shit to fuck me up with!
mhgf: I love you too Jazzy! You're my perfect pet project, I will save you and prove to the world that kindness and love ARE the answer!!
Me: I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!! AHHHHHH *tail wags heart thumps*