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@maija Random thought, do you ever put your penis in water? I'm just being sly trying to get you to talk to me about your penis.

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@Jazzy_Butts @maija I've known I was a woman ever since I felt compelled to start showering regularly. Everyone knows that real men bathe once a month at most and when they do they wrap their greasy hairy cock and balls in plastic wrap so that it doesn't accidentally get cleaned. If you have any male friends and you can't smell them from a mile away and feel their presence from the sheer pheromonemaxxing power then I'm sorry but they're beta males at best and quite possibly closeted/repping troons.
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