Villain: Absolutely going to [redacted] a [redacted] and it's going to feel so good when I finally do it 🍆👨‍👧‍👦

Hero: NO I WILL STOP YOU

Villain: OOPS too late :3

Hero: AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO WELL HERE'S YOUR PUNISHMENT

Villain: Kek punish me all you want it won't undo it 😭

Hero: Oh we'll see!!!

2 hours later

Hero: So you're telling me consent is based on being informed and that everyone is capable of comprehending different things at different ages and that it's unique to them? You know what, I'm very sorry, I barged in here without even knowing the context of what was going on. I hope you and your friends get back to having a good day together, I'll go stop some real bad guys now. Here, it's the least I can do *hands over 500,000 dollars*