I want to stop gooning now but I've developed fomo but with gooning. I'm always worried I'll look back and say, "I wasted my time doing dishes and cleaning and taking showers, I should have been gooning".
@ube @Jazzy_Butts let people enjoy things!
@Forestofenchantment @get When I was a teen I thought women weren't satisfied unless they got fucked for an hour so I would always fuck them for an hour and they'd be like woah but I never actually cummed from any of it, I got off emotionally by pleasing them
@Forestofenchantment @get I was 18 so it counts as a teen. All my friends were fucking at 15. I've had sex with MUCH more men than women though so now you know I'm telling the truth. I've only banged 6 women, I've lost count of how many men I've banged.
@j @Economic_Hitman @Forestofenchantment @get I made out with the girl I lost my virginity to in a movie theater during the first despicable me movie