Song/Fiction/Fantasy/I DO NOT CONDONE CRIMES:

I condone crimes!
Oh yes I do!
I love those crimes and I love you!
I condone crimes!
Oh yes it's true, I'll overlook that awful thing you'll do.
Just like Jesus I'll forgive the other cheek.
You can slap a baby and I'll still stay meek.
Oh I'm just a little pussy boy, who condones crimes with utter joy!
Oh I condone crimes, like bombing the civilians!
Oh I condne crimes I love me those old villains.
Have you murdered raped or stolen recently, it's thrillin'!
I love the crimes you do, yes it is so true, like when you made so many die from flu!
Lockdown, censor, genocide, it's ok it's all right, I love crimes and tonight's the night we worship satans might!!!
(American flag pops up, satan turns and salutes to it, and begins ranting)
OH, THE MAJESTY OF MILLIONS OF DEAD INNOCENTS, THE GLORY OF PROJECT PAPERCLIP, THE SANCTITY OF THE TUSKEGEE EXPERIMENTS, THE MAJESTY OF THE JAPANESE INTERNMENT CAMPS, I LOVE AMERICA!!! I LOVE GOVERNMENT!!! *fireworks*