Rap about cottage life (my real life):
I'm picking berries bitch
I'm picking berries
Everyday the sitch
Is picking berries
I picked those berries bitch
I made that jam
And I've made jelly too with pectin inside them
So don't be hatin' bitch
Up on my berry game
All these other niggas don't pick berries cause they're lame
Bitch I'll treat you right, talkin berry delight
I got them all preserved so in winter we're all right
Teah baby I'm that real tried husband
We'll be doin pagan rituals
And the horses will be bustin
Up in your feminine goddess vagina
To deposit their animal fertility inside ya
Yeah we're the real Viking peeps
The real druid peeps
The wolf fuckin peeps
Our ancient roots go back multiple millennia
Don't be hatin zoophiles that's what I won't hear any uh