I wish I could divide myself up into multiple physical entities and also multiply my brains comprehension so that I could send one me to play videogames 24/7, one me to masturbate 24/7, one me to work out 24/7, and one me to do the rest of the stuff, and we would all come back together, just like multiple man. I do not have enough fucking time for all the shit I want to do god damnit. How can I be a naturalist, a porn lover and masturbater, a playboy, a gamer, a movie buff, a comic nerd, a trekkie, a fitness enthusiast, a self taught chef, a marksman, a horseback rider, a bibliophile, an illustrator, a musician, a pilot, a boat captain, an inventor, a programmer, a translator, a wilderness guide, a hang-gliding instructor, a stuntman, all these things and more... I'm upset I'll never have the time to do them all before my clock is up, all out of spring power.............on god.....oh god I need a breast to cry on............oh god