Ok yall I'm dyin, I'm getting grey hairs now at a rate that indicate my telomeres have entered the dying phase, so, none of you made yourself my wives, all in all I'd say this was a shit playthrough on life, yea I got layed a lot compared to some of you sad virgins but I didn't get my soul mate, and that's what I want...maybe there's still time but time goes faster the more you age due to a known perceptual effect that cannot be escaped because it is mathmatical and has to do with context, so if you are 5 years old, 5 more years is very long, very formative, because it's twice your lifes length, but the longer you go, the more memory you accumulate, and you recontextualize time whether you want to or not. So although old fag hags tell me I'm "young" those dumb bitches are just jealous that the next 30 years for them is going to feel like five while the next 30 years for me is going to feel like 10 or 15... but it's still only going to feel like 10 or 15 which pisses me off and so I don't see what they're so jealous about, I'm not jealous of your young ass, you get to have the years you get to have, good for you, I'm not jealous about it I'm not going to fucking shame you when you come to me with your bitchy problems and tell you how you're "young you're not old you're young" when you come to me and you tell me about your existential fucking crises I'm not going to invalidate your ass/vent vent vent