If I was a father and my aam kid was like "pllllzzz fuck meeee" I'd have to be honest with them and be like "Dude I changed your poopy diapers for years and I'm not one of those poop lover people so the mystique is kind of gone, here's a dildo though molded in my shape if ya want it", "Ugh, you suck!!!! *takes dildo*"./ventfantasy