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ALL the EXPENSIVE women fall in love with me even though I'm broke because LOVE DON'T COST A THING and they love cheering me up when I'm depressed by making me mac n cheese and listening to my stories /vent
@bitterblossom @Jazzy_Butts impossible to make that shit taste good,, not worth making that shit taste good 
@Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club On one hand: I am openly broke as all hell, and yet am known for attracting many attractive girls.
On the other hand: The girls I’m known to attract are very young and young girls are known to date broke losers they regret later. 
Take that as you will.
closest is an old auntie makin baked macncheese for family holiday meals, but even that fell short.
i am doomed to be my own wife