@Jazzy_Butts right. inhale the fumes you have released, thats step one. gg searchbot.

you take SHALLOW breaths, try to make sure nothing is leaving a trail on the floor, and get to a bathroom. then you strip amd wipe down and rinse your pants out in the sink and pray nobody walks in if its a standard multi-stall public restroom.

alternatively, if you are in public, you run to your car and go home.


this is all assuming that you arent in the "help, i fell down and cant get up" category. bc then youre fucked, just wait for the ambulance and the nurses will have the pleasure of cleanin you up.

pro tips: always keep a spare outfit in the car. pants, socks, everything. not just a jacket/hoodie. also keep a thing of wet wipes in there, and a roll of those little kitchen mini trash bags. those are like a dollar or two at the dollar store. wipes are pricier but you can bulk buy a case of baby wipes and it aint that bad.