Despite what they all tell you, size matters 
*sips from a big cofe cup*
*sips from a big cofe cup*
Zanzibart, forgive me...
@newt@stereophonic.space
@LukeAlmighty what sick? I’m talking about cofe here!
@LukeAlmighty your pen is so smol 
@newt
(text translates as: Hand over the cafe and nobody gets hurt)
@LukeAlmighty I’m wearing a tshirt right now that says COFFEE OR DEATH 
@newt
I will go the "sceptic" route and ask for a proof 
