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Autistic people are retarded... Just trust us... Their brains are too big to work properly... :omegalul:

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As far as I am concerned, non autostic people are deffective. It must be so tiresome to always focus on 200 people's emotional state and opinions about each other. Then to focus on deforming each sentence to sound the correct way, even if it sacrefices the original message.

How could they even get through primary school with such a cognitive load is a mystery, but somehow, I don't even want to know. :ablobwhee:

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I do not know how to tell you this, but the lab results just came in, and it's not pretty. You are suffering from Life. There is no known cure and it is terminal. You have something between 1 second and 60 years left till you die.

Now with the obvious joke out of the way, I want you to know... Not just on theoretical level, but deep down, that no matter what you do, soon, you will no longer exist.

With that crusial point out of the way, what do you think you have left? 60 years? Sounds reasonable if there won't be any wars or dumb accidents.

Younger years will be more important, since you can enjoy them better, they do not contain as much pain and are genuinelly less demanding on your health to survive, but let's ignore that part for now.

So, here I will use some of secret JEWISH MAGIC. Put on your huwite man's shoes because this might turn your world upside down. I will use STATISTICS.

What is the covid death rate? 0.03 percent for your age group? Ok... That means, that if 3000 of you in paralel dimensions caught covid, one of them died. We can also shorten it, that if you cought covid, 0,03 percent of your life is statistically gone.

Now for a second question. How long have we been in lockdowns? 2 years? ok...
In your 60 years of life remaining, 2 years equal to 3,3 percent. Lockdown with 100 percent certainty stole 2 years of your life already, and the lockdowns are still not over.

So, if we compare how much of your actual life was stolen by the lockdown to what part of your statistical life was stolen by covid, you get, that lockdown had already been 100 times deadlier then covid.

So shut the fuck up, and go hug your grandma NOW!!! Because if you wait for the cure, you might find, that you waited for her inevitable death instead. Go out. Enjoy your life. And do not allow others to blackmail you out of the few days you actually still have.

Should I finish this NEW anime or that one...

And, 10 minutes later, I am just rewatching Konosuba for some reason.
Happy everyone

If i had to sum up the fediverse in one image, i think this would be it.

One of the funniest "problems" of this age is the women's education and work. Every single feminist critique includes a section complaining about the fact, that a woman has to be working.

Yet somehow, they all start screaming when I say, that I want the woman to quit her job and stay at home. WHY? WE FUCKING AGREE FOR ONCE :omegalul:

Someone has to stay home and take care of the kid. I do not want my wife to work her ass off, so she can hire a 3rd worder to teach my son about Allah. How is that an option that even crossed their minds is beyond me. No. One of us is staying at home, and I worked my ass off for the last 30 years to make that choice as simple as possible.

Sometimes, it feels like shops are going out of their way to ignore my demand.

I am not that fucking unique FFS!!!

Why does every fucking day at the gym have to feel so different?

> I sometimes see the things the right talks about and go: Why are you banging about this all the time?
> The trans thing is important and of course protecting kids..... but... They're constantly talking about it, like it's the only thing to talk about....

Ok.... Shut up jew... No, seriously.
Protecting kids is on a survival level need. It is exactly on the same level as having food, water and shelter. If you fail on any of these topics, it's the fucking end. And our society is failing on THIS LEVEL. So no, nothing else is important, until these problems are solved.

From the podcast Triggernometry:
> Left is bad, because of antisemitism
> Right is bad, because antisemitism

I am really starting to hate the pattern recognition.

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