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Autistic people are retarded... Just trust us... Their brains are too big to work properly... :omegalul:

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As far as I am concerned, non autostic people are deffective. It must be so tiresome to always focus on 200 people's emotional state and opinions about each other. Then to focus on deforming each sentence to sound the correct way, even if it sacrefices the original message.

How could they even get through primary school with such a cognitive load is a mystery, but somehow, I don't even want to know. :ablobwhee:

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I do not know how to tell you this, but the lab results just came in, and it's not pretty. You are suffering from Life. There is no known cure and it is terminal. You have something between 1 second and 60 years left till you die.

Now with the obvious joke out of the way, I want you to know... Not just on theoretical level, but deep down, that no matter what you do, soon, you will no longer exist.

With that crusial point out of the way, what do you think you have left? 60 years? Sounds reasonable if there won't be any wars or dumb accidents.

Younger years will be more important, since you can enjoy them better, they do not contain as much pain and are genuinelly less demanding on your health to survive, but let's ignore that part for now.

So, here I will use some of secret JEWISH MAGIC. Put on your huwite man's shoes because this might turn your world upside down. I will use STATISTICS.

What is the covid death rate? 0.03 percent for your age group? Ok... That means, that if 3000 of you in paralel dimensions caught covid, one of them died. We can also shorten it, that if you cought covid, 0,03 percent of your life is statistically gone.

Now for a second question. How long have we been in lockdowns? 2 years? ok...
In your 60 years of life remaining, 2 years equal to 3,3 percent. Lockdown with 100 percent certainty stole 2 years of your life already, and the lockdowns are still not over.

So, if we compare how much of your actual life was stolen by the lockdown to what part of your statistical life was stolen by covid, you get, that lockdown had already been 100 times deadlier then covid.

So shut the fuck up, and go hug your grandma NOW!!! Because if you wait for the cure, you might find, that you waited for her inevitable death instead. Go out. Enjoy your life. And do not allow others to blackmail you out of the few days you actually still have.

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How is it possible, that in the year of our lord 2023, chain mails are still an absolutely unreadable mess?

wow, a brilliant teenage genius black girl with puffy hair who graduated from MIT with a post-doctorate before hitting 18, getting superpowers, never saw that character concept before /s

Vy lidi vlastně nejste kompetentní k ničemu, ani k posouzení akčního plánu proti dezinformacím...
S odřenýma ušima jste kompetentní maximálně k tomu, jednou za 4 roky zvolit vládu a pak mlčet, poslouchat, neptat se a držet krok - tedy ovšem jen v případě, že zvolíte tu "správnou" vládu 😄
( pokud zvolíte "ty druhé", nebo i něco zcela jiného, tak jste nekompetentní víteco...)

Plán proti dezinformacím prý nejde zveřejnit, aby veřejnost dezinterpretovala obsažené názory

"Úřad vlády odmítá zveřejnit Akční plán pro čelení dezinformacím. Veřejnost by údajně nebyla schopná interpretovat v něm vyslovené názory odborníků. Plán ale ani jednoho experta necituje. Úřad sám navíc přiznává, že neví, kdo se na jeho vzniku podílel."

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Man being around another person with tourettes is really making me super self conscious of my own tics :monkas:

Kind of a cool shirt. I'd like to see them sell a black wojak with the word "NEGROES" on it and and a white model. For the lolz.

@caekislove I have this convo a lot w/ retard-cons.

“so you’re sending your daughter out of state, to take the shape of the societal container you put her in… a big city university? And you think she’s gonna come home for christmas the same girl?”

I like Kevin Samuels, but there is one thing, where I wonder, how many lives he ruined.
When a 37 YO woman calls him, and he says to her, that she needs 5-10 years of therapy...

That is like seeing a guy with heart attack, and telling him to start working out. These women don't have time to go to a 10 year therapy. That is not helping.

Sometimes I truly appreciate a simple job... Everything else in life is so stressful right now that driving is relaxing. 😂 Even rush hour traffic. 😂

“can you believe this nonsense? I’m a good conservative man trying to send my lone, vulnerable, malleable daughter to globohomo indoctrination school and they’re asking me stuff about how indoctrinated she is already!!!!”

I don't think I understand the appeal of Diablo even on the conceptual level :FeelsSadMan:

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