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Autistic people are retarded... Just trust us... Their brains are too big to work properly... :omegalul:

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As far as I am concerned, non autostic people are deffective. It must be so tiresome to always focus on 200 people's emotional state and opinions about each other. Then to focus on deforming each sentence to sound the correct way, even if it sacrefices the original message.

How could they even get through primary school with such a cognitive load is a mystery, but somehow, I don't even want to know. :ablobwhee:

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I do not know how to tell you this, but the lab results just came in, and it's not pretty. You are suffering from Life. There is no known cure and it is terminal. You have something between 1 second and 60 years left till you die.

Now with the obvious joke out of the way, I want you to know... Not just on theoretical level, but deep down, that no matter what you do, soon, you will no longer exist.

With that crusial point out of the way, what do you think you have left? 60 years? Sounds reasonable if there won't be any wars or dumb accidents.

Younger years will be more important, since you can enjoy them better, they do not contain as much pain and are genuinelly less demanding on your health to survive, but let's ignore that part for now.

So, here I will use some of secret JEWISH MAGIC. Put on your huwite man's shoes because this might turn your world upside down. I will use STATISTICS.

What is the covid death rate? 0.03 percent for your age group? Ok... That means, that if 3000 of you in paralel dimensions caught covid, one of them died. We can also shorten it, that if you cought covid, 0,03 percent of your life is statistically gone.

Now for a second question. How long have we been in lockdowns? 2 years? ok...
In your 60 years of life remaining, 2 years equal to 3,3 percent. Lockdown with 100 percent certainty stole 2 years of your life already, and the lockdowns are still not over.

So, if we compare how much of your actual life was stolen by the lockdown to what part of your statistical life was stolen by covid, you get, that lockdown had already been 100 times deadlier then covid.

So shut the fuck up, and go hug your grandma NOW!!! Because if you wait for the cure, you might find, that you waited for her inevitable death instead. Go out. Enjoy your life. And do not allow others to blackmail you out of the few days you actually still have.

Also, this shit is driving me insane.
I don't want it. Ever. It is ugly, it makes drinking harder and more dangerous.

It is the definition of retarded.

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An actual conversation I had, that I cannot get over.
> I would like a coffee.
> Sure
> Can you give it to me in a paper cup
> I am sorry, but we sell it only in plastic cups

*They had paper cups right next to the plastic ones.

Why, when once in a decade I feel eco friendly is that a fucking problem?

@marcel_kolaja Co je směr Rusko? To jako směrem z tlusté americké prd*le? 🤣

Oh no...........
Oh no......

The "not hungry but incredibly horny for food" phase is comming :angry_pepe:

I wonder if this one gets more hate then the right to not fucking starve in government mandated prison (called school) :omegalul:

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Time to drink some rum 

The constant fearmongering about pedophilia and age of consent is exactly what is ironically enough destroying society. Not only does it make early family formations impossible, but also by assuming, that every single interaction with a minor is a pottential assault, you are making them into a paranoid class od 3rd class citazent.

They fear you will r* them. You fear they will feel r*. You fear anyone else will think you want to r* them. So, how the fuck are they supposed to actually grow up as healthy individuals?

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Why is it, that the more I think about the society, the more I hit points, that are literally death sentence to say outloud?

Would you eat Pippa's moldy blue waffles vagina? :pippa_soypoint:
#poll :tomoko_gosling:
I have been doing work on a nearby college campus recently and I am happy to say the XXL t-shirt and pair of nike shorts with unkempt hair look that was en vogue when I was at UT is not cool anymore

Unfortunately it has been replaced with whoreishly tight lululemon products and makeup that would make a stripper blush

I used to think that fedi was full of psychopaths.

But I feel much safer here, then on instagram. What is wrong with NPCs these days?

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