LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

Autistic people are retarded... Just trust us... Their brains are too big to work properly...

As far as I am concerned, non autostic people are deffective. It must be so tiresome to always focus on 200 people's emotional state and opinions about each other. Then to focus on deforming each sentence to sound the correct way, even if it sacrefices the original message.

How could they even get through primary school with such a cognitive load is a mystery, but somehow, I don't even want to know.

I do not know how to tell you this, but the lab results just came in, and it's not pretty. You are suffering from Life. There is no known cure and it is terminal. You have something between 1 second and 60 years left till you die.

Now with the obvious joke out of the way, I want you to know... Not just on theoretical level, but deep down, that no matter what you do, soon, you will no longer exist.

With that crusial point out of the way, what do you think you have left? 60 years? Sounds reasonable if there won't be any wars or dumb accidents.

Younger years will be more important, since you can enjoy them better, they do not contain as much pain and are genuinelly less demanding on your health to survive, but let's ignore that part for now.

So, here I will use some of secret JEWISH MAGIC. Put on your huwite man's shoes because this might turn your world upside down. I will use STATISTICS.

What is the covid death rate? 0.03 percent for your age group? Ok... That means, that if 3000 of you in paralel dimensions caught covid, one of them died. We can also shorten it, that if you cought covid, 0,03 percent of your life is statistically gone.

Now for a second question. How long have we been in lockdowns? 2 years? ok...
In your 60 years of life remaining, 2 years equal to 3,3 percent. Lockdown with 100 percent certainty stole 2 years of your life already, and the lockdowns are still not over.

So, if we compare how much of your actual life was stolen by the lockdown to what part of your statistical life was stolen by covid, you get, that lockdown had already been 100 times deadlier then covid.

So shut the fuck up, and go hug your grandma NOW!!! Because if you wait for the cure, you might find, that you waited for her inevitable death instead. Go out. Enjoy your life. And do not allow others to blackmail you out of the few days you actually still have.

I need to start adapting to the fucking cold already.

Not, because it's healthy, but because I look fucking awful in a hoodie, and shirts are just not as warm... 🥶🥶🥶

I hate this existence. Why cannot we just heat up the planet by a few degrees already?

Microsoft captcha has 20 steps...

20 fucking steps. Guess what. I didn't do it correctly the first time.

> Being fat is like living in a Trueman show, except you know people are watching.

I love the comparasion, but I'm not sure I am even able to gasp it.

Finally some great thought from a random internet video.

I cannot believe how fast is the AI getting out of hand.

Just imagine that.
I go to a comment section of a therapy channel, on a video about relationship advice, and people still comment "ha, incel" to people talking about their problems.

Women are truly incapable of empathy. Where the fucking else are they supposed to talk about their issues, if you harass them even on a therapy channel?

Amazing... Simply amazing, when a web has a support page saying to call them or contact them by e-mail, but literally not a single number or e-mail is present on these pages.

So, let me get this straight.
A tech company created an AI powered badge cellphone for 700 dollars, but they DIDN'T make it in a shape of an A......

Come on man... How stupid do modern companies have to be to miss out on this oportunity?

I am not playing X4 today.
This is a good sleep day.

I'm starting to thing, that the main message of Sailor moon is to NEVER EVER EVER EVERRR!!!!! trust an offer that seems too good to be true.

Why the fuck do all bad guys get such a tragic and breathtaking death scenes?

WTF?
Luna is an alien?