What happens to misbehaving kids?
🇺🇲 They receive coal in their sock
🇨🇿 A demon will take them straight to hell, where an endless torture awaits them. Pain, cries for help and suffering of others will become a constant for the rest of their existence.

HUGE breaking bad spoiler 

Oh man, you should watch Breaking bad. It is the best written show on the planet. Every single detail is scientifically accurate.

Actual show:
The MC literally throws an explosive strong enough to blow up building next to his leg to "win"

And obviously, this is why Grok is just supperior at this point to the chat mctrash.

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It's obvious, that the modern education had failed us completely.

99% of all species will go extinct, and one will prosper to have 101 different sub-species through mutations. THAT'S THE POINT OF EVOLUTION. TO BE THE ONE. If there were no survivors, we would not be here either.

Working in a new company for a month now.
And seriously... This is how I feel EVERY TIME they show me a new part of their workflow.

Imagine literally killing off 2 of the biggest entertainment brands on the entire fucking planet for an audience this ungrateful :ayaya:

My cock is seriously not ready for the beating it's going to recieve as soon as I get my hands on another offline model,

To be anouncced...

Yeah, I don't think that's how that word works :D

Right now, I am 50 days into a new diet, and the average loss rate is 136g of weight PER DAY!!!

I am so happy that it seems to be working so well and consistently :Asuka_Heart:

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How???
HOW????

How is it possible, that fucking El Salvador is more civilized then we are? El Salvador gets this, while we get retard bottle caps? SERIOUSLY?

Is it me, or is this kidnd of heated pickles an absolute crime against gastronomy?

Feminists: Women used to be excluded from literature across the history.

Reality: Literally the oldest book known to men is a Yaoi fanfic.

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