LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

@tomie
> "all in", but he couldn't even cook by himself for both of them

I listen to women.

@tomie
That was your idea of all in. If she cooks, then what? If he eats it, you already said it's not all in. If he refuses the food, that would be insanely rude.
Therefore, your idea of all in is logically to stop that possibility in the first place.

@tomie
All in means full cooperation, not locking the woman in basement, so that she couldn't do anything for the guy you dummie.

I know, you're trying to be a strawman account, but have some class.

@tomie
Yes, I do report as trying to go all in with people. Most can't handle it, while the rest are truly special.

I trust my friends with my life.
Would you want someone in your life in general, who you cannot even trust not to hurt you intentionally?

@tomie
That's the meaning of going all in. You are after years of stressful life finally fully opening up to that one person hoping to find a solid point in this cruel universe.

And she decided to poison him for fun... There is no recovery from this. Because he was ready to go all in, while she was still in the poking phase.

@NotImportant @RealRaul
Bodycam fotage in the trash
Bodycam fotage in the trash

Getting a bit of an existential crysis from the fact, that young people today don't even know the feeling of being tired of hot women.

That one hits hard. The world I grew up not only no longer exists, but the young cannot imagine it.

The schyzos are getting more fragile every day :D

@Dutch2Redux_Elecrtric_Boogaloo @dj
Hi
I am Luke. A local autist with way too many mommy issues. Nice to meet ya.

@themilkman
So... the meme was made by an unemployed people who have no idea what actual job search looks like either :D

Gives it a certain level of irony

@Mr_NutterButter
Wrong...
It's a state-mandatad job offer. (happens, when you are unemployed for long enough. Your new employer can reject you, but if you reject instead, you lose the benefits). It's for a job of a janitor. (As if tyhey ever offered anythiong else :D)

And, she's crying, because she doesn't want to be a janitor. But, the perfect finish is, when at the end of the video, she says:
"I even consider breaking my arm so I cannot do the job.... But how the hell does a person break an arm? I have no idea."

Normálně se nevysmívám idiotům, ale to komické časování na konci bylo opravdu dokonalé.

OK.
Where did this meme come from? I have literally never seen anything even slightly similar to this form.

Is that about the government job search programs with the famous <1% success rate of finding a job for you?

@wizardmanperson
They are asking me to verify age hrough a phone app.

Considering, that I cannot even view smut without docing myself, I think we can mark Twitter as a culture war failure.

@tomie
And what's your favorite anime? The joyful adventures of Guts and Grifith: sacrefice is magic?

@tomie
My favorite TV show is Cyberpunk Edgerunners.

It's positive themes and sweet romance brightenes my day every time I hear the theme.

DO YOU SEE HOW ABSURD IT SOUNDS?