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I think we should officially adopt "Hitler particles" as the official measurement of art
write in replies what you think can be measured in art in Hitler particles

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It’s now been proven in court: this US puppet tried to restart the Korean War with covert acts of aggression against the DPRK.

theguardian.com/world/2026/jun

#korea #news

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the one time the spam call from my telecom operator actually was right on cue because I wanted to know more and those MOTHERFUCKERS REFUSED TO ADVERTISE ME THEIR TARIFFS AND HANGED

I hope they will reward everyone who falls for this scam again by giving them the Soyny Spiderman treatment, rolling out the mandatory update replacing the thing you play as with Zendaya

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the most notable thing about stellar blade 1 was that the devs immediately caved in to the censorship demanded of them and all their sweet promises were null and void the same week this digital waste released

the next week this piece of wasteware was dead, all discourse silent and forgotten, no further reviews other than "it was mid i guess", and when you'd think that gooners would put their efforts where their mouth was, they were busy combatting their buyer's remorse and all was silent, there was barely even soulless AI slop

it was a more beautiful world with stellar blade discourse dead, and now it became a bit more ugly again

gamers: "at least the previous bug eyed bride of Slenderman looked like an adult"
non-gamers: "the feminists are *inhale* finally admitting *inhale* that my wife is the peak of character design! *cough* :pepeCopium: "

you almost have to respect the noname daredevils who are brave enough to release same week as the most anticipated latest entry in the Barbie game franchise

unless they move the release date again

this thing looks like someone tried to make Pinocchio from Lies of P cuter and failed miserably; its face is of a little boy who suffered Korean plastic surgery and its body qualifies as an SCP entity

the only silver lining is that the first game was a nothingburger with a lot of noise surrounding it, and there's no reason to believe that the sequel will be any different

ah, how nice is to celebrate the anniversary of nothing happening: a small victory against force of evil

>"hey lads, ladies, and non-binary bees!"
>*unfollow*

whats with the moids hating on steam and PCs in general suddenly? yeah, there was a price hike for Steam Decks, and it happened long after Soyny hiked the prices for their junk
do you celebrate owning the PC master race because the computer parts prices went up? are you genuinely stupid? do you think your precious nintendos are made with some alternate electronic parts from another dimension?

> whole thread of moids self-reporting being unable to say "I think this food has too much salt" and take care of themselves in general
> still they claim that women are too emotional and love to start drama

lmao

my bet is also that the majority of them has no idea how federation works, they see posts from some instance named childfuckers.gov.us and their pea brains think "oh, woe is me, why my precious aethy/baraag allows this vile venom"

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artists are so pathetic, instead of bullying pedos out they're online suiciding, lmao, and that's when so-called maps are already crying pissed about artists generally not being pedophiles

no news since 2022, twitter profile wiped, yeah, definitely a group of developers that is doing well

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call it cope, but I see absolutely no reason to include "we've been very well" in a FAQ unless the group is doing abysmally

Plantation Simulator backpedaled, which probably was the plan from the start, not sure why people bought this shovelware even for the meme

ngl I enjoy it every time when yet another mediocre live action show for normies has a disappointing finale 💅

it's almost cute (disgusting) to see how moids are trying to act all like "I a-acktyually love romance! It's foids who are in the wrong", and the very next replies are immediately about them vaguely threatening to rape women

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> people keep running distances they were never meant to run and then act surprised why their joints give up
I got a stress fracture from running last year and was unable to walk for months (they put me in a boot for a month). My shin splints haven't really improved even after years of running. I still run, but I have to be very precise and careful about my form and recovery. It certainly does not feel "natural" to me.

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